Ahhh... this has been my first case of the 2008 and really I had some initial difficulties to resolve it! Let me explain... My patient, Ulderico (very macho-dog name, uh?), e-mailed me lamenting an inexplicable series of failures in dating the pussydoggies in his neighbourhood! At first I simply told him to change the area of his pissy-business... but he explained me that he really couldn't have a decent date anywhere!! He assured me he had no scars on his face, no bad smelling and no bad behaviour at all... and no castration handicap, first of all!! Still he couldn't figure why, in the last ten months, each date with a bitchylady went like "Smell-me-and-then-say-goodbye-in-another-life-on-another-astral-plane-where-the-pappatacios-are-the-dominant-species!!!" He howled to me in such a sad tune that I could not resist to help him outside my studio! I decided to spy him on the next day, during his "hunt-for-dates" walk with his human female pet! All I noticed at first was a small numbers of quiproquo with some omosexual dogs owed to his previous name:Kenda, a real feminine name that only a very estranged human could choose for him (later I discovered that the human pet of Ulderico was a vegetarian one... and this explains ev'rything, uh? Like they say:no meat, no great! 'n that's all!!) and then I witnessed the hard-hitting reality: another doggielady approached Ulderico's butt just to suddenly walk the walk of no return as he turned back to smell her!! Unbelievable... considering that Ulderico is a nice piece of dog for his young age!! After three failed encounters I spied, I approached him to give the blackie some comfort and... lo!... I solved all the problem with just one look! All I had to say was just: "HEY, ROMEO!! PULL OUT THOSE SPOOKY EYE-LENSES OF YOURS OR START DATING NEAR SOME CEMETARIES,ùH?" and then he went: "DòH!!!" Vanity does not pay, dudes... remember this! In the end, Ulderico removed his silly eye-lenses and paid me all tail-shakin'!! Another case resolved... and another cash enriched my pocket!!Now I can buy those bone-made sunglasses très chic for my red hot dates... See ya soon... till then:AALOOOOHUA!!!
