And now it's up to me!!!

Wawùff!! My human pet is growing older 'n' I can steal things from his 'puter under his nose now!! So... you laughed at his "move ya, stupid ball" saga, uh? Well... that was a sign of your disordered mental state... but it's not completely your fault... and perhaps I can cure you later... but now... now take a look at the man whom you've laughed with... and tell me what should I do with this guy in my house!!! He doesn't believe in psyco-medicine men... and he's proud to scream he never needed a brain-doctor... but have ya seen him? The guy is as out as a cangaroo jumpin' on dingo's shit just to cure his callous feet!!! I think he has put his brain in a hole in the ground much deeper of those I usually dig to hide my bones... and forget where the f§[ç the place was!!! However... this is him... explaining his hate for the so called world music... some noise humans create when they not apply in the real thing...which is heavy metal, of course!! So watch him and laugh!! Evolved creature, ùh? Bark ya later! Alooouuuuha!!